A couple of attempts at making a decent fishcake/croquette have come a cropper by using leftover mashed potato. The theory is sound but in practice if you make your mash with anywhere near the amount of butter that I do then you’re doomed to end up with cakes which want to emulate a slowly moving lava flow. This is how I came to the conclusion that to make good fishcakes/croquettes one has to forsake the dairy.
What you shouldn’t underestimate tho’ is the type of spud you need. A waxy potato will end up making a dry croquake (can’t be arsed to keep writing fishcake/croquette) when not using butter. A floury type (Maris Piper, Desiree, Fianna etc) will make your little spheres of moorishness succulent and soft – even when eaten cold for breakfast.
So this is not a rigid recipe but a base one open for a multitude of adaptations containing either fish, meat and cheese. And it also gives me the excuse for doing something I’ve never attempted before – uploading a picture of the crime itself.
The basic plan is to have roughly 1 part mashed potato to 1 part filling when it comes to fish, 2 parts potato to 1 part filling when ham or cheese or whatever.
Here goes then for my Crab & Prawn (or not) Croquakes
½kg of peeled and quartered floury potatoes
2 tins of crab meat
200 grams of raw prawns (black tiger, purple goat, turquoise vole etc)
2 teaspoons of crab paste (optional)
4 cloves of garlic
Salt & pepper
2 eggs for egging
Plain flour and breadcrumbs for......
"Deep" oil
Peel your garlic cloves and bung them, with the spuds, into a saucepan. Drain the tins of crabmeat into the pan too so as not to waste any flavour (don’t forget to give each tin a good squeeze – there be a lot of cheap water in them there cans and we don’t want water in our croquettes). Fill up with tapable water, add a little salt and boil until nice and soft.
In the meantime empty your crab into a large mixing bowl. Peel your prawns, cut each one into 4 or 5 bits and throw expertly into the crab. Add the crab paste (and here is my first pic
When the potatoes and garlic are cooked they are drained and mashed. I love my Ikea bought potato ricer which is basically a huge garlic press. If you have one of these then you can “rice” straight into the bowl of crab and prawn mix. Otherwise mash them in a separate bowl before chucking over into the crustaceans. Please never consider liquidizing or blitzing potatoes – this will release starches which will ruin everything, turning it into glue.
Mix well and season with salt & pepper. The way to form into perfect ping-pong sized balls is to keep one’s Madame Palm and her Five Beautiful Daughters moist by sporadically dipping your hand into a bowl of water so as to stop the mixture sticking. Place each ball onto a sheet of grease-proof paper.
Next one has to flour, egg and breadcrumb ones balls. Standard procedure for most of us. The oil temperature should be about 170-180 °c and fry in batches appropriate for the size of your fat receptacle until golden brown, texture like sun etc. Here, for the curious, is a picture of my balls…..
Alternative additives to the base croquakes could be flaked hot-smoked haddock, salmon or herring (I’ve made some wicked ones using home smoked garfish), ham and/or cheese. You can also put in chopped parsley, chilli or chives. Finely chopped fried mushrooms go well with cheese if you squeeze the life out of them after frying.